Effervescent Life!
Thursday, June 08, 2006
Shake Shake Shake
Today for the 3rd day in a row the turkey we stuck in the refrigerator was still frozen solid, and will require a water dunking tomorrow to thaw it out. DH forgot to get it in the sink before he went to work, so he brought home McDonalds for dinner. Nothing special, except the toy in HD's (heathen daughter) Happy Meal. Do you remember the Magic 8 Ball? Well, HD got a That's So Raven ™ plastic heart filled with ink, and a tragically cool phrase cube.
Tonight I will challenge it with some questions and shake up some answers. I will type the questions first, ask, and then give the answer it shares with me. Are you breathless with anticipation? Ya, me neither.

Will my DH get laid tonight?
the answer is: Tru Dat!
Will we ever win a lot of money?
the answer is: It's Cool! (cool that we will win or we will be cool even if we don't?)
Will I have a baby in the next five years?
the answer is: Tru Dat!
Will tomorrow be a good day?
the answer is: It's Cool!
Will the next President elected be a democrat?
the answer is: No Way! (It must be defective )
Is George W. Bush really a monkey?
the answer is: Whoo Hoo! (exactly the type of wishy-washy response I would expect from an obviously conservative toy! hrmph)
Will Dale Earnhardt Jr. win Sundays race?
the answer is: Big Maybe!
Will Britney Spears give birth to a girl this time?
the answer is: Woo Hoo! (You heard it here first!)
Will California fall into the ocean?
the answer is: Could Happen! (SAVE YOURSELVES!!)

Last but not least

Was Jesus really married?
and the answer is: Not Seein' It! (Phew, glad I got that all cleared up)

There you have it! All the answers to the questions you were dying to know.
~ The results of this test were in no way tampered with, and is an accurate representation of what occured IRL ~
Written at 10:07 PM by ©Jac.
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