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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Dear Daughter,

For the love of God, please quit shoving random items up your nose. If for some reason you cannot honor my request, at least don't stick your finger up your nose trying to caress your brain before I get the chance to retrieve it. It doesn't help, and now it's off to the peds we go.

Love,
Your Momma.