I am still chuckling over it.
So last week my DD woke up around 3:30am in the morning. This brought on another round of "Who wants to stay up with her?" Now it's been said that the number one reason couple fight and/or divorce over is money. Not DH and me. No, we fight over sleep. Who got up last, who got up the longest, and who gets more in any given week. Course all of these arguements happen in the middle of the night when we are not feeling very pleasant about anything, naturally.
We both get up at first, and then we start arguing over who is staying up with her. Naturally the burden(burden of staying up, not of cuddling my DD) is heaved on to me ;) The arguement escalates to the point of snarkiness.
DH says something condescending to me and I answer with an annoying and completely mocking
"meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh"
For which I have ired him and he tells me how immature I am.
I secretly agree, but I'm still pissed so I again say
"meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh"
This time he is not only a little taken aback, but completely angy and tells me I am a
"Fucking Bitch"
Well, now I couldn't let fantastic rise out of him go to waste could I? SO
"meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh"
At that point he stomped upstairs, and fell into his reward for putting up with me. Course I was giggling downstairs.After 8 years together nothing says love like being able to push all the right buttons to piss your partner off, but laugh about it the next day!